The Appeal of Mrs Toogood

Amateur adventures in orcharding


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  • Back to the Cider Press

    Last week’s account of my intrepid expedition to an orchard was read a lot more times than my normal drivel. Obviously, that’s massively flattering but also a bit unnerving. Even if my mum read it even more times than she normally does, there’s probably at least five new punters wondering what the hell they’re wasting… Continue reading

  • Cider Making for Weedy Amateurs

    Here’s a fascinating fact. Apples have so much natural yeast on their skins that if you leave them alone, they’ll just alcoholise themselves. That’s definitely true and proves that cider (hard cider to my American friends) is the natural way that God intended apples to be consumed. Probably. I’m fairly certain I read that somewhere… Continue reading

  • Fuelled by Haslet

    For want of anything better to do with a fortnight of barely deserved annual leave, this week I decided to go apple hunting. I’m nearly two years in to this project and I’m yet to make any progress towards recovering Lincolnshire’s lost appley heritage. The list of missing varieties has about 40 entries but there’s… Continue reading

  • Spreadsheets

    After the breathless thrill ride of my last two posts, this week’s offering largely concerns a spreadsheet. Everyone loves a spreadsheet, by which I of course mean my friend Bethan loves a spreadsheet. I’ve changed her name slightly to protect her identity, not that she, or indeed anyone else, reads this nonsense. That’ll teach me… Continue reading

  • Some corner of a (not so foreign) field

    Louth is a lovely place. Little shops, winding streets, and comfortable benches everywhere offering a brief sit down and space for a gobfull of pork pie. My parents have lived here since time immemorial (1974) and I did too when I was a youngster who still had hopes and dreams. Now they’ve all gone, it… Continue reading

  • The National Apple Register of the United Kingdom: a brief special bonus episode

    I returned home from work this afternoon to find a brown parcel leaning rakishly against my front door. I wasn’t expecting anything else, so I immediately assumed it must be my copy of the National Apple Register of the United Kingdom and dived inside with it clasped lovingly to my chest. It was heavy. That… Continue reading

  • William Ingall’s Finest Creation. Probably.

    Here goes then. I’ve got the list and I’ve got a bus pass. Show me an extinct apple and I’ll be on my way. Scanning the list, I decided the obvious first choice for my investigative powers was the William Ingall. The fact that it was developed in a no doubt top secret lab near… Continue reading

  • So what’s it all about?

    A few years ago, two things happened that are basically to blame for this blog. First, my dad bought a field just outside my home town of Louth. It’s about 11 acres of bumpy grassland with a river running through it. Not a big river, but big enough to qualify. Second, I spent about half… Continue reading

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About Me

I’ve been writing about orchards and Lincolnshire heritage apples for over five years and still don’t know my arse from my elbow. This blog is supposed to be an almost humorous record of my attempts to raise apple trees in a field just outside Louth. Mrs Toogood is just one of the lost varieties I probably won’t find.